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Thursday, November 15th, 2007

My humanity classification system (HCS)

There are 4 kinds of people in the world. It's my Condiment Theory:

Ketchups (Ket) Mustards (Mus) Mayonnaises (May) and Horseradishes (Hor)

It make sense if you think about it:

Ketchup (Ket) = mainstream, obvious, affable, easy to relate to, open, earnest, etc.

Mustard (Mus) = kind of angular, smart, sassy, individual, independent, saucy but still in the realm of normalcy, probably a little self-centered, occasionally blind to other's needs, etc.

Mayonnaise (May) = comfort, peace, contentment, relaxation, laziness, non-action, passivity, etc

Horseradish (Hor) is exactly what you'd think: out there, ascerbic, very strong, easy to take wrong, creative, difficult, but fucking singular. Every person has two dominant condiments.

You get to pick a primary and a secondary. (Like Meyers-Briggs)

Me? I like to THINK that I'm a Horseradish (primary) and a Mustard (secondary). That's a HorMus. But the truth is, I'm probably a Ketchup (primary) and a Horseradish (secondary). That's a KetHor... or maybe that's just a negative self image. Truth is, I'm probably a HorKet.

What are you? Honestly...

Posted By John Common at: 12:11 am

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My humanity classification system (HCS)

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